#GameStop560BForEBay Ryan Cohen is trying to buy eBay for $560B. Wall Street is already screaming. $125 a share. 50% cash. 50% GME stock. The playbook? MicroStrategy style BTC treasury management meets legacy M&A. $94B in cash is on the table. $200B in debt from TD Bank to seal the deal. If this is real, the retail cycle just skipped three levels. Shorts are sweating. Apes are vibrating. The merger of a meme king and an e-commerce dinosaur. Powered by digital reserves. Pure, unadulterated chaos.