Fear? Never heard of it While tensions in the Strait of Hormuz are heating up harder than a full-on bull run, Iran allegedly “sent greetings” with two missiles toward a U.S. warship. The ship probably looked at the situation like: “Yeah… today’s not the day” and made a quick U-turn out of there But wait… the real plot twist? Somehow, Iran didn’t stop there… They also launched a precision strike straight into my trading account No damage report on the ship… But my portfolio? Absolutely destroyed Before: “We’re going to the moon!” After: “Emergency landing… no parachute.” At this point: Warships can dodge missiles But traders? We can’t dodge the market 😭 Geopolitics is scary… But nothing hits harder than your own red portfolio #TrumpEscortsHormuz #DailyOrbit $BTC $ETH $SOL